Please Note: This recipe is not for pessimists or doomsayers.
As with all good recipes, the ingredients are critical. Do not settle for substitutes unless otherwise noted.
Gather together the following organic ingredients:
1 ounce of prevention
1/2 pound of genuine hugs
A sprinkle of laughter
Sunshine (to taste)
Optional: season with soothing music or a winter’s nap
You will also need:
1 missile launching kit (available on the Internet)
Assorted bomb casings
A positive attitude
Energy saving tip: No need to preheat your oven. Global warming is sufficient.
Prepare your missile launching kit following the manufacturer’s instructions. Set aside.
Mix one ounce of prevention with a half pound of genuine hugs until smooth. Fold in a sprinkle of laughter, blending well. Add sunshine to taste.
Remove chilled bomb casings from the freezer and carefully fill to the three-quarter mark with the above mixture. Add optional ingredients at this time.
Pop the dove bomb surprise into the missile-launcher and fire away. Upon impact Dove Bomb Surprise will coat the earth’s population. Those lucky enough to be at the center of impact will experience an incredible sense of euphoria. Others, at a more distant radius, will experience an overall feeling of joy and content. Pregnant women will give birth to children addicted to world peace. Warring factions everywhere will lay down their weapons and cast off their anger, wondering why they harbored them in the first place. Hatred will be rendered obsolete. Some nations will decide to share their oil; others will share food and water. Technology will be applied for the good of all humankind. The environment will return to its intended state and freedom will reign for all.
No mess to clean up. Serves several billion.
Merry Christmas. May your world be joyful and bright. Gardening Nirvana